Paul Rudnick: "Melania Trump says she doesn't have time for magazine shoots -
which she isn't being offered - due to her priorities. Including:
- Narrowing her eyes.
- Frisking her maids for stolen jewelry.
- Selling worthless bitcoin to elderly widows.
- Putting auction labels on White House paintings."
#TheFirstFamily #humor
which she isn't being offered - due to her priorities. Including:
- Narrowing her eyes.
- Frisking her maids for stolen jewelry.
- Selling worthless bitcoin to elderly widows.
- Putting auction labels on White House paintings."
#TheFirstFamily #humor
