Meanwhile in #TheBadPlace
The demons are putting new equipment for a new resident on the floor.
Roy Cohn: "That doesn't look like a penis flattener?" *screams in agony*
Nixon: "No." *screams* "It looks like there's a boot on a swing-" *howls* "er, swinging arm."
Stalin (in Russian): *screams* "I think its designed to kick, not smash. Hey Kissinger, can you read the name plate?"
Kissinger: *crying like a small child* "Barely. Something, 'Norris'?"
Limbaugh: "Oh cool, Chuck Norris! He has a God-given talent for kicking people from degenerate races in the head!" *winces in pain*
Demons strap a white man into the new contraption. The boot swings back, then slams into their groin. The white man howls in agony.
Chuck Norris: "Please kill me."
Kissinger and Nixon: "You're already dead!"
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