We would like to strongly deny leaks from Snowed-in Edward that the CIA has been targeting
#Santa's Naughty List.
The reported events we're mearly a
#TableTopExercise we ran to theorise possible attack scenarios as part of the
@NSA #OperationProtectChristmas initiative, and DEFINITELY were not part of a totally real side hustle.
We strive to protect the all
#American children be they Naughty or Nice and would never violate the sanctity of the Naughty/Nice System.
#Agents from the CIA were 100% definitely not trying to check to see if they were on the Naughtly list for events in โโโโโโโ, โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ, โโโโโโโ, โโโโโ, โโโโโโ in '89 and '93, โโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโโโ โโโโ, possible use of โโโโโโโโ โโโโโโ,
#KGB โโโโโโโ, โโโโโโ โโโโโโ, and definitely not for lying to mum about thier day job.
#TrustTheGovernment