Just to give you an idea of the kind of BS this PM is shovelling at me: I'm translating the subtitles for a video. In this case, there will be parallel FR and EN subtitles. At one point, I translated “toute sorte” as “all sorts" and the PM wants me to use a singular idiom "so that people don't think there's a mistake in the French subtitles.”
Please, God, on the off chance you exist, take me now.
(OK, I'll stop now.)
Also, I'm starting a new hasthag/meme: #TGIT (thank god it's Thursday). Y'know, for those of us on a four-day work week. Not that I'm gloating (much).
Apropos of nothing does anyone know of a retirement-date countdown app? Asking for a friend.