We at SWS proudly manufacture in #Australia, but the threat of import #tariffs has worried the Board. In response, we are setting up a new factory inside the #USA.

Sam's World of Swears LLC (incorp. in Delaware) is a fascist-friendly minimum-wage sweatshop designing, building and manufacturing tariff-free sweariness in all its forms for the American market.

Last month we soft-launched with the incomprehensible Australian staples: 'munted', 'norks', 'town bike', 'seppo' etc. carving out some handy niche markets in NYC. Our business plan is to move on to more profitable industrial grade #swears as soon as the factory opens its doors. In preparation, we are market-testing: 'clusterfuck', 'shitgibbon', 'FIGJAM' etc. and have extremely encouraging early results there. Of course, our one-off news ticker in Times Square 'Jesus Haitch Christ on fucking tricycle' has given us extraordinary early-adopter exposure.

We are hiring! Applications are invited from suitably qualified US-based arseholes. Send your fucking CV to [email protected]. Good luck sunshine.

Current status

#crochet #filetcrochet #swears

#Quotes #Swears #MoreSwearing

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain

Sometimes, a swear is the only thing to say. If you are about to crash in your car, most people do not say "Oh my, I do believe I am going to be needing my insurance agents phone number!"

No.

You say: "Oh we're fucked!"

Happy Thursday and please enjoy this PSA

#meme #Thursday #funny #Latin #PSA #TheMoreYouKnow #swears #insults #profanity #IWillBeMemorizingSomeOfThese #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Comm for JuliusLecarde for their friend MioKedama!

Aurora just want to get some shopping done. She wasn't expecting to be part of someone else's shopping! Hope she enjoys the admiration, though. Don't think she'll be moving for a long time ~

• I have my own telegram art channel! (18+) t.me/TrevorFoxArt
• Comm form and other places to find me: linktr.ee/Trevor_Fox

#trevor_fox #transformation #tf #transfur #noelle_holiday #deer #rabbit #anthro #piercing #ear_piercing #ear_ring #buckteeth #cat_humanoid #cat_girl #catgirl #cat_tail #cat_eared_creature #cat_ears_(disambiguation) #deltarune #inanimate_transformation #text #dialogue #speech_bubble #cussing #swears #cursing #jacket #midriff_showing #midriff_top #shorts #thigh_high_stockings #thigh_highs #chubby_female

When I do a swear on here, which hashtag should I accompany it with?

#swearing #swears #cussing

(Related: https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/111516196268906941)

One of my favorite things about the youth today is that they have successfully turned #slurs into #swears

What a culture considers #swearing says a lot about it, and the fact that we're coming to a place in the US where it's no longer fucking acceptable to use a #slur casually is pretty goddamned cool.