RE: https://eupolicy.social/@Veza85UE/116250703009211690

Also, this from Nagel has me on the floor, lmao.

"To make Europe attractive also means to attract investors from outside," thereby tapping into the savings currently placed in Australia, China or the United Kingdom, said the president of the German central bank, Joachim Nagel"

He's not wrong, but the way he tiptoes around The Country That Must Not Be Named and wants us to believe it's AUSTRALIA drawing our savings instead of investing them in the 🇪🇺 is abused child behaviour. #SvenProblems

RE: https://masto.ai/@euractiv/116018413109511388

#SvenProblems

RE: https://eupolicy.social/@Veza85UE/115963110186287750

Plus, as a fellow liberal democracy enjoyer, I GET why those who grew up behind the Iron Curtain were true believers. I wouldn't want to be associated with mouth-breathing tankies either, but:

1. there is a whole universe between THAT and working as assets of a foreign government intent on blocking EU integration forever
2. you're OLD now, the Long 90s are OVER! Your 90s hairline, your 90s waistline and the Scorpions aren't coming back on tour.

#SvenProblems #EUpol #EU #TheLong90sAreDeadBB

Isn't representative democracy beautiful? #SvenProblems

Most days, I want to strangle them for the position they've put all of us in the #EU in (not to mention Ukraine!), but sometimes I see this stuff and start to design Europilling strategies. These dudes who grew up like this because they were bored with their good eurolives as they watched Tom Cruise jump into fighter jets and never outgrew the Space Pew!Pew! soapopera movies just need new, EUropean hobbies.

#EUpol #Europe #europol #UE

RE: https://expressional.social/@DRIndland/115955690550533563

#SvenProblems

Inevitable overcompensation goes hard.

(Get ready for Pacificaism, buddy...)

#BookmarkingForMyOwnAmusement #SvenProblems #AppreciateTheEnergyTho #IAMLivingMyBestEuroLife #ButIAmAlasNaturallyInclinedToMistrust #AtlanticistsMuggedByReality #TheWayDenmarkWouldWiretapEverySingleEUCountryIfSexyBatemanAsked #YouReNotReady #NobodyIs #ApolloTag

RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/115735187117918162

tld'r the comments:

HANS*: "I can fix him!"

ME: "Girl, you CAN'T fix him! All those times I held your head over the toilet because he pissed himself in public yet again and lied about no longer drinking as he was trying to fuck up your life?... I'm NOT letting you self-harm and you're NOT bringing him back into OUR shared house!"

Happy #EUCO Eve!

*a stand-in for #SvenProblems as I wanted to be fair to the Scandi europatriot in the comments

RE: https://eupolicy.social/@Veza85UE/115122846378734430

Ahem. Apply some ointment, gently, and try to cackle less, poor Sven's going through some shit rn.

#SvenProblems