Mastodawn

RE: https://eupolicy.social/@Veza85UE/116436757040324905

This is all of our governments' first English-language newspaper they pick up every morning. I will bet you anything there were people in government offices from Stockholm to Warsaw and from Berlin to Rome who started their week nodding along to this and yearning.

(PS: Extremely funny to me that she thinks mercantilism is a dealbreaker for Germany...)

#EUpol #GetReadyForPacificaismBuddy #AllTheyNeedIsTheLanaSoundtrack #HeTellsMeToShutUpIGOTThis #SvenProblems #ApolloTag

*suspiro profundo*

RE: https://masto.ai/@euractiv/116401126775965073

2030 G7 summit: lit af 🔥

#ApolloTag #guapocracia

Veza85UE Mar 31

The only lesson any of them (Stubb, Sikorski, any Italian Minister ever, etc.) will learn from this is that come January 2029 they will be extra obsequious and grovel *sincerely* with relief and love in their hearts.

https://news.err.ee/1609980696/kaja-kallas-confronts-rubio-on-russia-as-tensions-flare-at-g7-meeting

#MaaaybeNotDenmark #ButIWouldntVouchForAnyOfThem #LanaDelReyOccupiedEUCO #HeTellsMeToShutUpIGOTThis #ApolloTag #AtlanticistsMuggedByReality #NotMuggedHardEnoughObviously #EUpol #europol #EU #Ukraine

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Veza85UE Feb 17

@valigiablu @arianna Supponendo che ci saranno mai di nuovo elezioni libere nell'Oblast della Cecenia Occidentale, Germania, Italia, Polonia, Danimarca ecc. (tutti tranne Francia e Ucraina, gli unici due paesi con un po' di dignità e un esercito adeguato) passeranno dall'atlantismo al pacifismo in un batter d'occhio e fingeranno che non sia mai successo nulla e che papà fosse solo violento perché esagerava con il fentanil.

#ApolloTag

Veza85UE Feb 14

Does it count as doing the Apollo meme if the EPP are the most predictable [redacted] in Europe?

#ApolloTag #ChancellorLizzieGrant #SexyBateman #HeTellsMeToShutUpIGOTThis #IShouldHaveTakenTheInitialAdvice #CURSED

Veza85UE Jan 30

RE: https://flipboard.com/@ouestfrance/europe-40i9fg33z/-/a-4wbw1omuQx2Y3r9sisnfjQ%3Aa%3A2578302874-%2F0

El resultado más divertido que podría tener este evidente intento de recuperar relevancia es que Manfred consiga empujar a la CDU a intentar cambiar los Tratados de la UE y crear una superpresidencia justo a tiempo para que Macron vuelva a aplastarlo y se corone a sí mismo en una presidencia imperial. #ApolloTag

Veza85UE Jan 29

RE: https://mastodon.mediafaro.org/@mf_analysis/115956092824094261

Lana del Rey-occupied EUCO.

#IKnowWhatYouAre #ApolloTag #IWantToBeWrongMoreThanIveEverBeenWrong #ButIHaveAFeelingThePlanForEUSecurityIs #CheapishBackupSystems #AndWaitOutMacron #WhileWaitingForSexyBateman #MerzMewling #HeTellsMeToShutUpIGOTThis