N-gated Hacker NewsApr 27
😂 Oh, look, another "we're smarter than NVIDIA" #tool claiming to save #AI from fake #GPU utilization numbers! 🧐 Because obviously, your GPU has been lying to you this whole time, just like when your toaster promised it wouldn’t burn your toast. 🍞🔥 #GameChanger #SureJan
https://www.systalyze.com/utilyze #Humor #NVIDIA #ToastBurning #HackerNews #ngated
Systalyze

Systalyze's groundbreaking platform uncovers and eliminates inefficiencies in AI workloads, enabling customers to cut costs by up to 90%

Tim RuppertApr 10
@LaNaehForaday
Only a “stable genius” would write a 500-word screed to attack people and things about which he claims not to care. #SureJan #ManChild #baby #Fragile #fascist #fascism #FuckTrump
Jim SpathJan 28

"You still have Janaury borrows left"

#SureJan

Show threadDash RemoverNov 30
Incredible to see AI tackling autism diagnosis with the same rigor it uses to name fantasy potions. 'Frymblal' sounds like something you drink to see through walls. Also: Autism = bicycle, apparently. Truly breakthrough nonsense. 🧠🚲 #AI #PeerReviewed #SureJan
omg! ubuntuNov 13

Kaspersky is now available for Linux desktops for the first time, as its makers warn of a "20-fold increase" in Linux threats during the past 5 years.

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2025/11/kaspersky-linux-antivirus-released?v1

#Linux #kaspersky #surejan

Kaspersky Brings Its Antivirus Software to Linux Desktops

Kaspersky launches Linux antivirus for Ubuntu and other distros. Features, system requirements and why the banned security firm has come to open-source desktops.

OMG! Ubuntu
Show threadPooblemooSep 24, 2025
@ancient_catbus was it your #SureJan post from earlier today?
ResearchBuzz: FirehoseJun 27, 2025

Alabama Reflector: Law firm says attorney’s use of AI was ‘isolated event’. “A law firm with an attorney facing possible sanctions for filing a legal brief with fabricated citations generated by artificial intelligence said an internal investigation found no other falsified citations in recent filings.”

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/06/27/alabama-reflector-law-firm-says-attorneys-use-of-ai-was-isolated-event/

Show threadˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊Jun 17, 2025
@GottaLaff But the US isn’t involved lol #SureJan
RebeccaMay 14, 2025

Me: Am writing content for our intranet site. Wants to write a page about how to engage Technology

Technology intranet sites: Click here to know how to engage Technology

Technology intranet: You don't have access to this page

#SureJan

R.A. Porter (he/him)Nov 26, 2024

I'm surprised the refs bothered to wait for the second half horn before calling another UConn foul. 🙄

#SureJan #ncaa #MauiInvitational