"You still have Janaury borrows left"

#SureJan

Incredible to see AI tackling autism diagnosis with the same rigor it uses to name fantasy potions. 'Frymblal' sounds like something you drink to see through walls. Also: Autism = bicycle, apparently. Truly breakthrough nonsense. 🧠🚲 #AI #PeerReviewed #SureJan

Kaspersky is now available for Linux desktops for the first time, as its makers warn of a "20-fold increase" in Linux threats during the past 5 years.

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2025/11/kaspersky-linux-antivirus-released?v1

#Linux #kaspersky #surejan

Kaspersky Brings Its Antivirus Software to Linux Desktops

Kaspersky launches Linux antivirus for Ubuntu and other distros. Features, system requirements and why the banned security firm has come to open-source desktops.

OMG! Ubuntu
@ancient_catbus was it your #SureJan post from earlier today?

Alabama Reflector: Law firm says attorney’s use of AI was ā€˜isolated event’. ā€œA law firm with an attorney facing possible sanctions for filing a legal brief with fabricated citations generated by artificial intelligence said an internal investigation found no other falsified citations in recent filings.ā€

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/06/27/alabama-reflector-law-firm-says-attorneys-use-of-ai-was-isolated-event/

@GottaLaff But the US isn’t involved lol #SureJan

Me: Am writing content for our intranet site. Wants to write a page about how to engage Technology

Technology intranet sites: Click here to know how to engage Technology

Technology intranet: You don't have access to this page

#SureJan

I'm surprised the refs bothered to wait for the second half horn before calling another UConn foul. šŸ™„

#SureJan #ncaa #MauiInvitational

Alaska Public Media News: Anchorage police fatally shoot teen girl who they say was holding a knife

https://alaskapublic.org/2024/08/14/anchorage-police-fatally-shoot-teen-girl-who-they-say-was-holding-a-knife/
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Holding a knife doesn't warrant death. And unless they are charging and slashing you, there are no grounds for self-defense. Even then aren't you fuck ups trained to aim at a leg or arm? Shoot the fucking knife, your GREATEST fear.

Every hunter has a gun and a knife, why aren't police ever suddenly panicked killing any of them?

Self-defense?
#SureJan
#25ToLife

Anchorage police fatally shoot teen girl who they say was holding a knife

APD Chief Sean Case said the 16-year-old approached officers holding a knife late Tuesday night, calling her death "tragic."

Alaska Public Media

#Trump’s team is spinning this #X Space’s glitchy start with the same line that DeSantis’s team used during his campaign-launch meltdown in 2023: *We broke the internet*

#SureJan #Trumpaganda #TrumpIsALoser #ElonMusk #MuskIsALoser #weird #weirdAF #tech #incompetent #wannabe #SiliconValleyLayOffs