RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116829983657830561

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116764867057225576

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At the cost of Taiwan's security and freedom, Trump gets a band-aid for the self-inflicted bullet wound in his foot.

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"How the Trump-Xi meeting became ‘the shrinking summit’ ~ President Donald Trump’s ambitions for his summit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping have shrunk from ‘grand bargain’ to a plea for help in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."

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https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/13/trump-summit-xi-trade-hormuz-00915983

How the Trump-Xi meeting became ‘the shrinking summit’

President Donald Trump’s ambitions for his summit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping have shrunk from ‘grand bargain’ to a plea for help in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

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