@Mrfunkedude They don't WANT you to be educated! The government wants to Keep the Man Down! (appealing to the masses there, calling people Man)
Those bastards think education will make us weak! Colleges are for people who see past the BS of the Sheeple. Go to College! Then they can't keep oppressing us!
HA! We need a hashtag, of course! #SubversivelyGoodConspiracy