Let’s create a series of conspiracies that lead to progressive actions, but for totally made up reasons.

“Switch to solar? Of course! Don’t you know that the government is trying to control our minds through the powerlines? If all of the homes have solar, they can’t get to us.“

@Mrfunkedude They don't WANT you to be educated! The government wants to Keep the Man Down! (appealing to the masses there, calling people Man)
Those bastards think education will make us weak! Colleges are for people who see past the BS of the Sheeple. Go to College! Then they can't keep oppressing us!
HA! We need a hashtag, of course! #SubversivelyGoodConspiracy