I may appear inelegant in my comportment, may dance like a precocious tween on a sugar rush, and may have the sartorial grace of one recently released from prison, but thanks to my brief career as a male runway model in the eighties, give me a pair of headphones, the right tune, and a long hallway empty of other people and I can sashay that bitch like I own the place.

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