Do you think when Hulk Hogan died and they took him to the undertaker, they took him to The Undertaker?

#stolenjoke #stolenjokes

turns out my last #StolenJoke (the one about quicksand) was twice stolen.

I saw it in one of those compilation videos with funny signs, sayings, etc. and it was presented uncredited.

it’s actually an old Steven Wright joke.

weird how a recent appearance by Mr. Wright came up in my suggestions the day after I posted the thing.

the truth, as they say, will out. but it surely hasn’t set me free.

“Ignorance can be educated
Crazy can be medicated
But there’s no cure for stupid.”

this #StolenJoke may well turn into a song

#WritersBlock #broken #AboutDamnTime

#StolenJoke #ScottishJoke

I asked an elderly gentleman why he was using two very large chips as walking sticks. He said "They're McCaines".

For my US followers, chips are the correct name for what you call fries. 😉

If I had a penny for everytime someone asked about my OCD, I'd have £277.39.

#StolenJoke

The government's U turn was a B turn before the algorithm.

#StolenJoke #NotSorry