Fitted new bike chain ⛓️

The patented unobtanium alloy amplifies the motion of the chain to yield both general & special relativistic effects, allegedly saving 1.3 femtograms at sea-level & 0.9 attoseconds per 100km ⚖️

I expect to break all personal records riding around polders on this sunny Sunday, fully validating my €1 billion purchase 🌞

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