☎️ Had a funny call from an unknown number. Caller ID = local to Texas. Answered with an "old person" Southern accent. I must have struck a nerve.
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Nathan: "Hello?"
Caller: "This is Joseph calling from Allstate Insurance."
Nathan: "Do your parents know you're a scammer, and call people pretending to be from Allstate? Is that what you wanted to be when you grew up?"
Caller: "You are an a-hole and a b-*."
Nathan: "Okay. Have a nice life."
[Caller disconnected.]


