#DarrenJones MP is a #Starmtrooper who looks & sounds like a v posh classmate of #HarryPotter at #Hogwarts.

For about 5 minutes, young Darren has been "Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister", a job made up for Darren. Now young Darren wants to lead the #LabourParty. 🙄

If Darren has any political values, they are expertly hidden. He'd do a grand job of illustrating why it's #LINO: Labour In Name Only.

Darren would be a fine choice to finally drive the corpse of Labour over a cliff. 😈

#ukpol

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Keir Mather is also a supporter of trans rights. (Or was, before he was elected).

But the good news ends there. He is also an Oxford graduate 🤮, a lifelong devoted fan of #NewLabour 🤮, and a protégé of Wes Streeting 🤮. His only job outside politics was as a researcher for the CBI 🤮. He could have been selected by Labour as a 2023 by-election candidate only if he was dissected and proven to be a 120% loyal #Starmtrooper.

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