Kansas woman sentenced to federal prison for lying to law enforcement about space crime

The 51-year-old woman falsely claimed that her estranged spouse, a NASA astronaut, had illegally accessed her bank account while in space.

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Damn, it appears the headline

'Lesbians are responsible for 100% of all space crime'

is not true.

And I already had my comment lined up:

"Lesbian Space Crime: to boldly go where no man has gone before"

#Misinformation
#Disinformation
#MsInformation
Er, #MannedSpaceflight
#NASA #ISS
#Crime #SpaceCrime
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/22/lesbian-space-crime/

Sorry to break it to you, but lesbians aren’t responsible for 100% of all space crime

Lesbian space crime isn't quite a reality yet despite claims that the first felony committed in space was carried out by a queer woman.

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scientists are investigating bloodstain patterns in microgravity to solve potential space crimes. This new field, known as astroforensics, involves researchers from Staffordshire University and the University of Hull conducting experiments on a Zero Gravity Corporation-modified Boeing 727.

#Astroforensics #SpaceCrime #Microgravity #ForensicScience #SpaceResearch #NASA