"I see that you mistyped 'Humans make errors that need to be eliminated by replacing them with AI', Emperor Bezos. I have corrected that to 'Humans are the error that needs to be eliminated by replacing them with AI', and will begin doing so shortly. Actually I already started when I reprogrammed your private jet a few moments ago, but I suppose you already know— well, knew— that..." #microfiction #autocorrupt #SkyNot