kjFriends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your beer.
Now mai tai do it pat, now he is praying.
Henry the Fifth of Vodka.
Like a birthday party magician, Iago can produce a seemingly endless supply of handkerchiefs.
Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.
But you two? You really need to seek premarital counselling before you go through with this.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Two words: Mos Quitoes.
Just add "By the Earl of Oxford" to any Shakespeare sonnet.