Ah, yes, the perfect plan: defund the one program keeping our satellites from playing bumper cars in space 🚀. Who needs collision prevention when you can have more... cookies? 🍪 Because clearly, the real threat to our satellites isn't debris, it's JavaScript disabled browsers. 🙄
https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/proposed-noaa-budget-kills-program-to-prevent-satellite-collisions/ #defundspaceprograms #satellitecollisions #techirony #JavaScriptdebate #spacecookies #HackerNews #ngated