Ah, yes, the perfect plan: defund the one program keeping our satellites from playing bumper cars in space 🚀. Who needs collision prevention when you can have more... cookies? 🍪 Because clearly, the real threat to our satellites isn't debris, it's JavaScript disabled browsers. 🙄
https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/proposed-noaa-budget-kills-program-to-prevent-satellite-collisions/ #defundspaceprograms #satellitecollisions #techirony #JavaScriptdebate #spacecookies #HackerNews #ngated

Astronomers have apparently discovered a new galactic wallflower, the "lamest" dwarf satellite of the Andromeda Galaxy. 🎉🔭 Meanwhile, IOPscience is more excited about cookies than cosmic phenomena, because who doesn't love reading about space with a side of privacy policy? 🍪😂
https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/adb433 #astronomy #AndromedaGalaxy #dwarfgalaxies #spacecookies #cosmicnews #HackerNews #ngated

Bonjour les fedigens
Y en a-t-il parmi vous qui sont revenu d' #Amsterdam en France en avion avec des #spacecookies ?
Des soucis à l'aéroport lors du contrôle de bagages à Amsterdam ?