Ein Lokalpolitiker wurde beim Schlafen während der Arbeit ertappt. Seine Verteidigung: "Wieso? Es war doch im Ratzsaal.."

#sorry

Jesuits implies Tuets and Iletst

#Sorry

Thanks to Smash Bros I've seen countless jokes about Kirby eating people, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone bring up what an insane power move it is for Yoshi to look at his opponents mid-combat and decide "I'm gonna birth you."

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins

Sorry:
🎵 Billy Elliot

#Sorry

https://sorrybanduk.bandcamp.com/album/billy-elliot-alone-in-cologne

https://open.spotify.com/track/7gf3M0upbz1PemBCtDUP7D

Julius Caesar offered his nobles a Jelly Baby sweet, but only one each. The bag was passed around and everyone had a sweet.

On receiving the bag back, Caesar accused Brutus of having more than one sweet.

Brutus objected and said "I only had one, Sire!"

"You liar!" Caesar retorted, "you et tu Brutus!"

#Sorry

Ok AI is starting to freak me out, slowly

#AI #Sorry #run

that was a answer a few seconds ago

"What I can tell you is: Yes, you are threatened. Not because you are a man, but because you have a family that does not fit into the far-right worldview. Your wife is threatened. Your children are threatened. And you are threatened because you love and protect them."

#BlackAndWhite