Shifting Sand, Sandwich Fumbler 
ah yes, the two genders,
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relentless in my conquest
steadfast in my devotion
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Who did tomatoes better?
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Big O season 2
Revue Starlight movie
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Laconic:
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Truly awful food
Using few words
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Wow! That's quality armor!
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!
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Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***posterREMEMBER WHEN #OBAMA SAID, "Let me be clear, if you like your #Penis, you can keep your #Penis."?
DID BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA KEEP HIS PROMISE?!??!?
#VOTE AND MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!!
OBAMA KEPT HIS PROMISE TO OUR PENISES
OBAMA BETRAYED OUR PENISES
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PurpleJillybeans 
You're GMing a #DnD session. A battle rages and it's the mage's turn.
"I cast Stinking Cloud!"
*BWRRRRRRRRT*
Your sinuses are immediately filled with an impossibly vile stench, like a mountain of dead skunks and soiled diapers under the searing heat of the tropical sun. You gag reflexively. The other players look like they're doing all they can not to vomit or pass out.
Do you:
Give them a bonus for their impressive roleplay
Kill them off
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Sonic 1 (Genesis)
Gratuitous Space Battles (PC)
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Milikilo Sandstream 
you
you were working
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
a cocktail bar
working in a cocktail bar
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Working as a waitress in a cocktailbar
Edited version of Don't You Want Me Baby from The Human League.I don't own the rights of this video.