I hate what internet searches have become. I am deaf in one ear, and something is making a soft noise in my apartment. I want to search for a way to use my phone, which has a mic, to locate the sound.

Google is absolutely certain that I am looking for a way to find my phone. The same phone I am using to do the search.

I cannot convince a computer that humans can be #monaural. #AI is going to be the most eugenecist device in human history, if #SEO is any indicator.

#SEOISGOINGGREAT