hpkomic π»Jeff Bezos personally teabags your purchase and there is a fee for it.
BooyabobbyAlexa robot comes to your house and steals your money.
More Amazon warehouses than 7-11s.
Hash It OutYou have to pick up and deliver your own orders.
BOGO ends up standing for "Buy One Get Oxen"
Jason30 second unskippable ads before you can view the item you're interested.
TanquistWhere to buy stuff I need
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
Every order comes with a mandatory copy of Adam Sandler's 'Click.'
Devin Pike :bona fide:Thirty minutes, or itβs free.
Every time a product is ordered, one is purged.