"But, like, that is not a Coke™!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Slow and Steady Wins the Slice, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalHaveaCokeDay #RickMartinez

"We have fabulous skin." - RICK MARTINEZ, Salt The Hell Out Of It, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #RickMartinez

"We look great for our age." - RICK MARTINEZ, Salt The Hell Out Of It, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #RickMartinez

"Can you imagine boiling pasta for like half an hour?" - RICK MARTINEZ, Your Freezer is Your Friend, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #WorldPastaDay #RickMartinez

"I live at the beach!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Your Freezer is Your Friend, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalBeachDay #RickMartinez

"I'm a fridge guy!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Too Cocky with the Guac-y, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #WorldRefrigerationDay #RickMartinez

"We love a Mexican Coke®." - RICK MARTINEZ, Slow and Steady Wins the Slice, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalHaveaCokeDay #RickMartinez

"You and Cosmo are like the pancake dynamic duo." - RICK MARTINEZ, I Need To Flip a Pancake Pretty Soon, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #pancakes #pancake #NationalPancakeDay #RickMartinez

"I love buttermilk cake." - RICK MARTINEZ, Don’t Give Up on Fungi, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalCakeDay #RickMartinez

"And I have very specific sources that I feel like I can trust." - RICK MARTINEZ, Your Freezer is Your Friend, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #RickMartinez