"But my mom loves blood sausage, and so does my dad!" - CARLA LALLI MUSIC, Don’t Give Up on Fungi, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #MothersDay #HappyMothersDay #CarlaLalliMusic

"But, like, that is not a Coke™!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Slow and Steady Wins the Slice, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalHaveaCokeDay #RickMartinez

"We have fabulous skin." - RICK MARTINEZ, Salt The Hell Out Of It, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #RickMartinez

"Yeah." - CARLA LALLI MUSIC, Don’t Give Up on Fungi, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #CarlaLalliMusic

"We look great for our age." - RICK MARTINEZ, Salt The Hell Out Of It, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #RickMartinez

"I love them so much." - CARLA LALLI MUSIC, Salt The Hell Out Of It, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #CarlaLalliMusic

"Can you imagine boiling pasta for like half an hour?" - RICK MARTINEZ, Your Freezer is Your Friend, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #WorldPastaDay #RickMartinez

"I live at the beach!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Your Freezer is Your Friend, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #NationalBeachDay #RickMartinez

"I'm Carla Lalli Music!" - CARLA LALLI MUSIC, Don’t Give Up on Fungi, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #CarlaLalliMusic

"I'm a fridge guy!" - RICK MARTINEZ, Too Cocky with the Guac-y, Borderline Salty #BorderlineSalty #WorldRefrigerationDay #RickMartinez