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Today: #Germany #Remilitarization leads to #France disappointment
A secret anarchist investigation brought to light, that the German Army started restoring old equipment from the previous world wars to increase their battle readiness.
Some clever army engineer pointed out, that Germany had stealth fighters till 1918 since they are mostly made out of wood. Additionally they are the only stored equipment that didn't rusted away like many Leopard 2 tanks.
This way Germany might be able to bridge the time till F-35 or replacement for Patriots interceptors is available.
However, this was to the disappointment of French president Macron according which Germany was required to dissemble their entire Air Force after the 1918 peace contract of Versailles.
But secret sources in the French army speculate, that the French Air Defense might not be able to shoot down the new old German Airplanes.
If you want to know how the story ends, read in tomorrow again into Anarchist Times. 
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