Plastic Apocalypse: From Baby Bottles to Dentures, We’re All Toxic Now

#PlasticProblems #SatireNews #PlasticFantastic #HealthCrisis #RecycleOrElse By: TheJestPress.com **World in $1.5tn ‘Plastics Crisis’: Experts Warn Babies Are Now 90% Sippy Cup, 10% Human** Citizens of Planet Earth, unite! We barely blinked when climate change asked us to switch to paper straws. But now, the Guardian’s latest exposé says we’re locked in a *$1.5 trillion* plastics crisis, and the…

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