GavinI pray I’m never as excited about death as the people in those #PureCremation adverts. They make it sound like they are going on a cruise.
JdeBPDear Pure Cremation Limited,
Re your junk mail just passed along to me.
No, my aunt will not be taking advantage of your funeral plan.
Firstly, this is spam, totally unsolicited and out of the blue.
Secondly, Andover is a bit too far away.
Thirdly, she has been dead for some years.
Who the Hell in your marketing department is adding dead people to your junk mailshots?
Andy