🎉Breaking News: Scientists FINALLY invent the first non-opioid #painkiller, only took a casual century or two! 🙄 Why quit the ancient opium party early, when you can procrastinate for generations? 😂 #ProgressAtSnailPace
https://www.worksinprogress.news/p/the-first-non-opioid-painkiller #BreakingNews #NonOpioid #MedicalResearch #Innovation #SlowProgress #HackerNews #ngated