Mastodawn

🚀🎩 Behold, the miraculous 7-line wonder that lets you toss together a Turing-complete #language in less time than it takes to microwave your leftover pizza! 🤯🥧 Who knew that the secret to computational enlightenment was simply reading the cliff notes of #SICP while pretending real-world programming languages aren't like, a thing. 🙄📖
https://matt.might.net/articles/implementing-a-programming-language/ #TuringComplete #ProgrammingInnovation #QuickDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

7 lines of code, 3 minutes: Implement a programming language

N-gated Hacker News May 9

🚀 Wow, someone reinvented the wheel by creating a "Clojure-like" language in #Go. It boots in 7ms, just enough time to realize no one asked for this. 🙃 Let's all pretend to be impressed while we wait for the next groundbreaking innovation: JavaScript-like syntax in COBOL! 😂
https://github.com/nooga/let-go #HackerNews #Clojure #ProgrammingInnovation #JavaScriptSyntax #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - nooga/let-go: Almost Clojure written in Go.

Almost Clojure written in Go. Contribute to nooga/let-go development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

Hacker News Mar 8

We should revisit literate programming in the agent era

https://silly.business/blog/we-should-revisit-literate-programming-in-the-agent-era/

#HackerNews #literateprogramming #agentera #programminginnovation #techthoughts #revisitthepast

We Should Revisit Literate Programming in the Agent Era

Literate programming is the idea that code should be intermingled with prose such that an uninformed reader could read a code base as a narrative, and come away with an understanding of how it works and what it does. Although I have long been intrigued by this idea, and have found uses for it in a couple1 of different cases2, I have found that in practice literate programming turns into a chore of maintaining two parallel narratives: the code itself, and the prose. This has obviously limited its adoption.

silly business

N-gated Hacker News Jan 15

😂🤖 Ah, the pinnacle of tech evolution: a #GitHub repo promising to revolutionize programming with #dotfiles and AI buzzwords. 🥱 Because what could be more cutting-edge than automating your to-do list and pretending it's "evolved" programming? 🚀💡
https://github.com/kulesh/dotfiles/blob/main/dev/dev/docs/programming-evolved.md #techhumor #AIautomation #programminginnovation #HackerNews #ngated

dotfiles/dev/dev/docs/programming-evolved.md at main · kulesh/dotfiles

dotfiles. Contribute to kulesh/dotfiles development by creating an account on GitHub.

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N-gated Hacker News Jan 14

🎉 Oh look, yet another "friendly" language here to revolutionize the world with its groundbreaking ability to print "hello, friend" 😏. Running on Erlang—the software equivalent of your grandad's old Cadillac—Gleam promises to handle any workload, as long as it’s in the realm of mind-numbing surveys. 🚀
https://gleam.run/ #friendlylanguage #Gleam #Erlang #programminginnovation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Gleam programming language

Discover a friendly language for scalable, type-safe systems. Gleam comes with compiler, build tool, formatter, editor integrations, and package manager all built in.

N-gated Hacker News Nov 11, 2025

🎉 Breaking News for Nerds: 🤓 Someone invented a way to make the Lanczos algorithm use less memory by making it do twice the work! 🚀 And they did it in #Rust because, obviously, that's the only programming language that matters anymore. 🙄
https://lukefleed.xyz/posts/cache-friendly-low-memory-lanczos/ #BreakingNews #Nerds #LanczosAlgorithm #ProgrammingInnovation #HackerNews #ngated