Y’all… it happened!!!

The #goose is no longer nekkid! 🪿

CW: eye contact

#porchgoose

🤍 🤍🤍SHE'S HERE!!!!🤍🤍🤍

As an approaching-middle-age lady from the #Midwest my time has come, so I put in the order and...

My #PorchGoose has arrived!! I am in love  

Now here's the tough part - she needs a name, please help me fedi friends  

I'd love something in the drag/punny category - @Cara had some great ones until we realized that geese don't quack, they honk.

So... what do I call my porch #goose ???

#askfedi #advice