"Well, she doesn't like French toast." - CALLER, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalFrenchToastDay

"I have Corgi pajama pants on right now." - CALLER, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #InternationalCorgiDay

"I feel like by the time my kid's in school, he's just gonna have an iPad and that's it." - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #ChrisGethard

"And then we can also just joke about English Muffins too!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #InternationalJokeDay #ChrisGethard

"I still think about you every time I walk by the Thomas'® English Muffins." - CALLER, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalMuffinDay #Caller

"I'm also an emo boy who makes people cry!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalEmoDay #ChrisGethard

"And then you wake up in the morning and it's like 'Alright, who's cooking the French toast?'" - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalFrenchToastDay #ChrisGethard

"I just haven't had good French toast yet." - CALLER, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalFrenchToastDay #Caller

"She was a camp counselor in Vermont for a few years!" - CALLER, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalVermontDay #Caller

"Oh, it's the dog barking at the UPS guy." - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Group Real Estate, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautifulAnonymous #BeautAnon #PolyamorousGroupRealEstate #NationalDogDay #ChrisGethard