The funniest thing I experienced working the polls today (aside from all the “Independents” seething that the Republican primary is now closed) was this exchange, in the context of the two “I Voted” stickers available:
old man: “So is the blue sticker for the retarded men?”
me: chuckles, falling to hide my amusement
old man: “Oh, you’re the Republican commissioner!”
me: “Democrat, but I can take a joke.”
Same old guy then proceeded to talk about how he’d like to shoot Zohran Mamdani dead as the clerks politely gestured towards the door.



