Pirate autocorrect be like:
'𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰' β†’ 'π—”π—΅π—Όπ˜†'
'𝘠𝘦𝘴' β†’ 'π—”π˜†π—²'
'π˜”π˜Ί 𝘣𝘒π˜₯' β†’ 'π—¦π—΅π—Άπ˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ 𝗺𝗲 π˜π—Άπ—Ίπ—―π—²π—Ώπ˜€'
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Me ship's log today:
9:00 - Saw a seagull
9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich
9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich
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The winner of the #PirateProblems game of #HashItOut is @KevinHuigens for this eternal question - https://genealysis.social/@KevinHuigens/111009043558462274

Of course you also gotta wonder what happens if it's early in the morning... Anyway, thanks for playing. Your toot has been linked in the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/

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Kevin Huigens (@[email protected])

What *do* you do with a drunken sailor? #HashItOut #HashtagGames #PirateProblems

Genealysis.social

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Being mistaken for a kid.

The memes?πŸ¦‰ ✨

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Calico Jack was a pirate cat, and some stupid human pirated his name.😾

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Having to buy a boat from Stan's Previously Owned Vessels.

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#TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland

Having to subscribe to software means you can't just distribute it underground on floppy disks anymore (there may be other issues with that anyway...). πŸ’Ύ πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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Poor sense of direction.

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There is never enough to eat.

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