Can you trust me? No. I can't prove I'm not 4chan. Anything to prove my identity would allow law enforcement to find me. I'm anonymous. This is how anonymity works.

The best I can do is name Mastodon memes. #gameing #hube #thirstaid #overwhelmhyperlink #bepis

Anyway flood 215-776-1261 with pointless inane messages to make it unusable. Bottoms, your keysmashing skills are needed at this time. Noise musicians? Oh boy do you have an audience.

Too day I am living the #OverwhelmHyperlink life (but with myself instead of hyperlink)
"this is so true" I imagine Hyperlink saying. He scrolls the website some more. "haha, this is like SO me dog lol" he says, stumbling across his own post. "huh hmm hwwAAAAH??" he exclaims, encountering a post by one of his imposters. He believes it to be his own, and misrecognizes the tomfoolery at foot. "I don't recognize THIS!" he continues. "#OverwhelmHyperlink" he posts. "I'm going to go listen to some Slow And Reverbed Billie Eilish to calm down" he thinks, before boosting the post.