Can you trust me? No. I can't prove I'm not 4chan. Anything to prove my identity would allow law enforcement to find me. I'm anonymous. This is how anonymity works.
The best I can do is name Mastodon memes. #gameing #hube #thirstaid #overwhelmhyperlink #bepis
Anyway flood 215-776-1261 with pointless inane messages to make it unusable. Bottoms, your keysmashing skills are needed at this time. Noise musicians? Oh boy do you have an audience.