@Alice Try this one weird trick to remember names of people you meet: right when they tell you their name, reach over and scratch the back of their head while saying "what a good boy/girl" then pull a cookie out of your pocket and pop it into their mouth. Guaranteed to work!!
Many hours of wet sanding, gluing, clamping, sanding, spraying, sanding, spraying, gluing, sanding, spraying, sanding, polishing, buffing and gluing later..... My car has a center console again and it no longer looks like trash.
I didn't take a before shot, but it was in a similar state to this other piece of trim before I decided to take a shot at repairing it.
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#OneWeirdTrick to make everything you type cause people to wonder if everything's OK, you know, I'm just checkin' in to see if you're feeling all right?
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I was reading about first time voters that had never seen "grab them by the pussy", because it happened when they were 10.
Well, listen up buttercup: here's ONE WEIRD TRICK to gain political power for your minority group.
Vote. Every time, every election.
The magic number is 6%. If you have a voting block of 6%, politicians will pay attention to you. Yes, that low!
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Difficulty losing weight? “Use this one weird trick” says nutritionist
Photo by i yunmai on Unsplash“I recommend that everyone use this trick,” says Susanne Smith, CNO, that’s Chief Nutrition Officer, at Smith Nutrition. Together with her husband and her newborn, she has 293 years of experience in nutrition.
“I have people coming into my office in tears, quite unable to lose weight,” she continues. “I feel for them, and this compels me to tell them about this one weird trick. Their minds are blown away after I tell them.”
Smith told us about how people spend hours exercising and dieting, without seeing any results. “Few people know about my trick,” she explains.
What’s her trick? She continues, “It is extremely easy to implement. My trick is this: take a dump before weighing yourself.” Smith reports that she can easily shave off the pounds if she takes a shit just before weighing herself.
Smith hopes that more people will drop a deuce prior to weighing themselves. “They can take a load off their mind by simply dropping a load into the toilet.”
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