Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Fishermen need angler management classes

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Eating uranium gives you atomic ache

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The Stoned Age began with the discovery of fire and weed

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

My diet doctor’s one word advice: “Fondon’t”

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

A riverboat got lost and went saline in the ocean

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Everything is relative, but relatives aren’t everything

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Coffee plantation workers are grounds keepers

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Great name for a tree surgeon biz - Poplar Mechanics

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Two volcanologists fell in lava with each other

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

I put on the flimsy hospital gown and everyone said “ICU”

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