Tootelage (n)

Def. 1: education in playing woodwind instruments

Def. 2: training, insight, or guidance one has received by Mastodon posts

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My sloppy phone typing, almost texted "hotdof" instead of "hotdog".

Of course it didn't make sense in context. As everyone knows, hotdoffing is when you sweep your hat off your head, but with a sexy fluorish.

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Foreshadowing - Vague advance hints of an outcome beforehand.

Fiveshadowing - Really blatant or heavy-handed foreshadowing.

Threeshadowing - Foreshadowing for which the hinted outcome is frustratingly subverted or proven to be misleading.

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Protagon-ish-t (prō•tăg•ən•ĭsht) n.

A character consistently couched as central, important, or intriguing, but who ultimately comes across as only of tangential importance and interest, or whose viewpoint, volition, and circumstances are vastly overshadowed by other characters in the narrative.

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