[after some chitchatting] phlebotomist: what kind of doctor are you?
Me: I’m not a doctor*, I’m a statistician.
Phlebotomist: you have a great sense of humor, you probably have good bedside manners.
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*I am, in fact, a doctors just not the kind I thought she meant. The statistician kind. #Statistician #AcademicMedicine #NotThisKindOfDoctor