Figgy, he wach me
And Figgy, he copy
I teeching him all dat I noes

He wach as I smell
For dem zombees from hell
Yet he not kwite gets how it gos

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Being a big brudder be lots of werk
Dat baby neber lissens
Dat baby not stay still!

He's always getting into trubble
He makes da mama tired
He makes me tired too

And after anubber long long day
I kwall onto mama's lap
I purr and falls asleep

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