Mastodawn

To da basemint mama gos,
She opens one da rooms
Me and Figgy follow close,
And den inside we zoom!

We ekplor, I clime up hi,
But Figgy not shur hows
I makes shur dere be no zoms
Wile Figgy sings and meows

All awound da big room of toys
Da Cheddy wessles Figgy
Da Cheddy stopped, da Figgy he hopped
Pop! Gos da Cheddy!

As I play wif kaggywoo,
Dats wen da Figgy come.
So I go and wessles him
And den I kleen my bum.

But befor I eben done,
Da Figgy, he attak.
Wessle, wessle, til I win,
He runs and not comes bak.

Being a big brudder be lots of werk
Dat baby neber lissens
Dat baby not stay still!

He's always getting into trubble
He makes da mama tired
He makes me tired too

And after anubber long long day
I kwall onto mama's lap
I purr and falls asleep