The downside to being an audio nerd is regularly getting excited when I think my wife has bought me a really tiny microphone, only to realize it's another one of her beauty products.

#audiogear #microphones #thingsthatlooklikeotherthings #needglasses

This morning, for sure, I saw velociraptors in the back yard.
#needglasses

Ponders perceptively percieves Perception (the element of)

What a lovely orb to ponder, Ponders-the-Orb thinks to himself after nearly being hacked to pieces by swinging blades in a dark void.

#orb #SoDark #NeedGlasses

Bah humbug. U+1FAAB is a battery, U+1FAA8 is a rock. #unicode #needglasses
@Actionreplay I read that as "I went to my exorcist class today" 🤪 #needGlasses

Read “Note I have lost a RAID10.” as “lost a RADIO” and wondered what @SwiftOnSecurity meant.

#NeedGlasses #BrainFarts

- https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1606092003485179905

SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter

“Note I have lost a RAID10. I have been "hacked" in the past. I have accidentally deleted corporate data. I have been social engineered. I have been dox'd. I know what my parameters for risk are very precisely. You don't need to follow them nor agree.”

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