J.elgatoMe: Seriously, this is some industrial grade unhappy
Brain: What about eating your emotions?
Me: Come on, that never works...
Brain: Yeah, so then you explain the business model for #Jollibee
Me: Golly I'm unhappy.
Brain: Maybe alcohol will solve all your problems?
Me: No, that never works.
Brain: Maybe it's just because you're holding the glass in the wrong hand?