“Don’t worry, folks, we finally got Sardonicus to eat by putting a McRib in front of him”
#MrSardonicus #Svengoolie

I’m pretty sure the real villain of this movie is the one who killed all of the dogs. #Svengoolie #MrSardonicus

My Punishment Poll Vote: 👎🏼 #Svengoolie #MrSardonicus

Ah, the old gift-wrapped mirror gimmick #MrSardonicus #Svengoolie

I don’t think Sven is on Mastodon, so I’ll share what he posted on Instagram one hour into this week’s episode
#MrSardonicus #Svengoolie

The obvious solution is to tell Sardonicus that the new treatment starts with mallet to the face. Continue until ghoul is unconscious and then escape the castle. #Svengoolie #MrSardonicus

• Robber of the dead
• Profaner of graves
• Ghoul
Best Indeed resume ever
#MrSardonicus #Svengoolie

So let me guess, the lottery ticket was buried with the old man. #Svengoolie #MrSardonicus

Why do they need the lottery ticket if they’re publicly identified as being the winner? #MrSardonicus #Svengoolie