Schule nennt das Buffet "Mr. Buffet".

Mein Hirn:

#Spaceballs #MrCoffee #MrRadar

"What's a matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?"

#coffee #mrcoffee

we have this stupid #coffee machine made by #ninja that does all this stupid shit, and in the process, 50% of the time i get coffee grinds in my cup. #MrCoffee never did me like that

We are so bougie now we bought an automatic espresso machine to replace our Mr. Coffee. It is our brazen idol. It is Moloch. Moloch the infernal steamer of nutmilks, Moloch the inescapable grinder of souls, Moloch who blackens the morning with bitter brew Moloch Moloch Moloch...

#espresso #coffee #moloch #mrcoffee #scissordance #collage #howl