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Fans bonded to venue walls claim residency rights.
Fans Molecularly Bonded to Venue Floors Claim Residency Rights
Post-show 'human building materials' refuse to be peeled off the walls.
https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260413-molecular-fandom-bond/
