Mastodawn

"I put a waffle in my machine."
-Bush, Machinehead

(my favorite #misheard #lyrics )
Today, put a waffle in your machine. Just do it. Waffles are tasty, and your machine is against you, but may warm your waffle.

Marsden Mar 16

Misheard on the radio today "the womanising committee has been really busy..."

#misheard #misquote

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I Heart Noise Mar 3

I still hear it as "she's got a cigarette army charm" #misheard

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ Feb 19

What are "eggcorns"?
(Hint: they're not folk etymologies.)

#English #language #etymology #error #grammar #misheard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F12LSAbos7A

"It's inert."

Oh. Where is Ert? Is it far away? 🤪

#Misheard

Shantell Powell Jan 9

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

babble encat Dec 21

#Misheard

"Get placenta directly to your phone using the app"

Golden Gator Clips Nov 11

I don't play | #roflgator on #Twitch #shorts #vrchat #polish #language #misheard #nacu #zzyzx #niegram #bruh https://www.twitch.tv/roflgator

0x10f/kalle/qalle Nov 11

#Misheard lyrics from the middle of the old #DuckTales theme song:
every day they're after nukin' ducktales
tales who carry too bad into ducktales
danger hooks behind you
there's a stranger and to find you
what to do to scrabble to some ducktales