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Maybe someone can clarify, but this just looks like a re-labeled 'Big Mac.'
McDonald’s Plans to Open 8,000 Restaurants and Shake Up Menu https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-plans-open-8000-restaurants-new-menu-11387077
FTA: "The restaurant said its 'Better Burger Initiative,' which focuses on improving burger preparation, using fresher ingredients, and implementing stricter food-handling standards, will also revolutionize the quality of its burgers."
At that point you wonder what kind of shitty burger they got now they need an "initiative" to fix it (and likely charge more).
Meanwhile, at the local #MickeyDs. . .
> 'Her final act of courage': Navy vet killed in McDonald's parking lot while 'protecting' mom and child from gun-toting woman fuming over car door hitting her vehicle, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/her-final-act-of-courage-navy-vet-killed-in-mcdonalds-parking-lot-while-protecting-mom-and-child-from-gun-toting-woman-fuming-over-car-door-hitting-her-vehicle-cops-say/
Navy vet killed at McDonald's while 'protecting' mom and child from gun-toting woman: Cops
A Kentucky woman who was angry at a teen for hitting her vehicle with a car door while she was eating food at McDonald's pulled a gun out and shot a U.S. Navy veteran who tried to intervene, cops say.
> McDonald’s facing class-action suit over lack of rib meat in fan-favorite ‘McRib’ sandwich https://nypost.com/2026/01/04/us-news/mcdonalds-facing-class-action-suit-over-lack-of-rib-meat-in-fan-favorite-mcrib-sandwich/
Let us be blunt: did anyone other than this plaintiff twatwaffle believe the "McRib" was an actual "rib sandwich"?
What's in it you ask? "...restructured pork composed of parts like shoulder, heart, tripe and scalded stomach..."
Meanwhile in #Ohio. . .
> Ohio McDonald’s employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud
https://www.wtrf.com/top-stories/mcdonalds-employee-hospitalized-after-reaching-into-fryer-for-dropped-earbud/
Meanwhile, down at the #MickeyDs. . .
> 'Catch that hot a— coffee!': McDonald's manager says customer hurled hot coffee at her over a messed-up breakfast order, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/catch-that-hot-a-coffee-mcdonalds-manager-says-customer-hurled-hot-coffee-at-her-over-a-messed-up-breakfast-order-cops-say/
#crime #coffee ☕ #McDonalds #KarenStrikesAgain #KarensGoneWild
Meanwhile, at the local #MickeyDs. . . today's nominee for #EmployeeOfTheMonth
> 'He must want to have a McFuneral': Florida mom defends family after McDonald's worker allegedly pulls gun during argument after waiting 'over an hour' for chicken sandwich https://lawandcrime.com/crime/he-must-want-to-have-a-mcfuneral-florida-mom-defends-family-after-mcdonalds-worker-allegedly-pulls-gun-during-argument-after-waiting-over-an-hour-for-chicken-sandwich/
In #GreatDebatesOfOurTimes: is a 6-pc order of nuggets with caviar worth $100 bucks or you better off at #MickeyDs?
> US Open fans divided on $100 caviar-topped chicken nuggets: ‘Weird would be a good word’ https://nypost.com/2025/08/25/us-news/us-open-fans-divided-on-100-caviar-topped-chicken-nuggets/
Meanwhile, people elsewhere starving.
Gee, can't imagine why.
> McDonald's to offer discounted combo meals, WSJ reports
https://www.reuters.com/business/mcdonalds-offer-discounted-combo-meals-wsj-reports-2025-08-20/
#TipsFromMasterCriminals: If you need to call mommy to stand up for you because you are a damn slacker at work, and then get shot, you lose any and all street cred you ever had, you wuss.
> 'Refused to take the trash out': McDonald's manager shot teen worker's mother after employee called mom following garbage request, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/refused-to-take-the-trash-out-mcdonalds-manager-shot-teen-workers-mother-after-employee-called-mom-following-garbage-request-cops-say/
