> 'High-fat' McDonald's meal may have caused 'brain fog' which led to tired nurse plowing into 3 deputies at more than 80 mph, killing them all: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/high-fat-mcdonalds-meal-may-have-caused-brain-fog-which-led-to-tired-nurse-plowing-into-3-deputies-at-more-than-80-mph-killing-them-all-cops/
It did not help here she had just finished a 12-hr work shift.
#SaveYouAClick: "This change also means free refills for dine-in customers will end."
A lot of blah blah to say they are getting stingy and fuck y'all. Having said that, I do not recall last time I visited a #MickeyDs and less reason now.
> McDonald's is phasing out self-serve soda fountains at all U.S. locations by 2032 https://qz.com/mcdonalds-self-serve-soda-fountains-phase-out-2032-050426
#SaveYouAClick: They are "introduced a BBQ Boneless Baby Back Rib Sandwich" with a side of Mac 'n Cheese. Big whoop. See also #MickeyDs McRib.
> Shake Shack adds a ‘first-of-its-kind’ sandwich to its menu — and a brand new side to go with it https://nypost.com/2026/04/28/lifestyle/shake-shack-adds-first-of-its-kind-sandwich-to-summer-menu/
Notice how later in article they specify first of its kind "for the company."
#SaveYouAClick: Big whoop. Doing "dirty sodas" which Taco Bell has been doing for a while now, some refreshers, and they claim there are more to come. Meh.
> McDonald’s Is Debuting Trendy New Drinks—But Are You Going to Love Them?
https://www.rd.com/article/mcdonalds-new-drinks-2026/
> McDonald’s Makes ‘Big’ Menu Change https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-makes-big-menu-change-11580891
Maybe someone can clarify, but this just looks like a re-labeled 'Big Mac.'
McDonald’s Plans to Open 8,000 Restaurants and Shake Up Menu https://www.newsweek.com/mcdonalds-plans-open-8000-restaurants-new-menu-11387077
FTA: "The restaurant said its 'Better Burger Initiative,' which focuses on improving burger preparation, using fresher ingredients, and implementing stricter food-handling standards, will also revolutionize the quality of its burgers."
At that point you wonder what kind of shitty burger they got now they need an "initiative" to fix it (and likely charge more).
Meanwhile, at the local #MickeyDs. . .
> 'Her final act of courage': Navy vet killed in McDonald's parking lot while 'protecting' mom and child from gun-toting woman fuming over car door hitting her vehicle, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/her-final-act-of-courage-navy-vet-killed-in-mcdonalds-parking-lot-while-protecting-mom-and-child-from-gun-toting-woman-fuming-over-car-door-hitting-her-vehicle-cops-say/
A Kentucky woman who was angry at a teen for hitting her vehicle with a car door while she was eating food at McDonald's pulled a gun out and shot a U.S. Navy veteran who tried to intervene, cops say.
> McDonald’s facing class-action suit over lack of rib meat in fan-favorite ‘McRib’ sandwich https://nypost.com/2026/01/04/us-news/mcdonalds-facing-class-action-suit-over-lack-of-rib-meat-in-fan-favorite-mcrib-sandwich/
Let us be blunt: did anyone other than this plaintiff twatwaffle believe the "McRib" was an actual "rib sandwich"?
What's in it you ask? "...restructured pork composed of parts like shoulder, heart, tripe and scalded stomach..."
Meanwhile in #Ohio. . .
> Ohio McDonald’s employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud
https://www.wtrf.com/top-stories/mcdonalds-employee-hospitalized-after-reaching-into-fryer-for-dropped-earbud/
Meanwhile, down at the #MickeyDs. . .
> 'Catch that hot a— coffee!': McDonald's manager says customer hurled hot coffee at her over a messed-up breakfast order, cops say https://lawandcrime.com/crime/catch-that-hot-a-coffee-mcdonalds-manager-says-customer-hurled-hot-coffee-at-her-over-a-messed-up-breakfast-order-cops-say/
#crime #coffee ☕ #McDonalds #KarenStrikesAgain #KarensGoneWild
A. Rivera
